I really like words and absurdities.  You can find some of these below:

I am ambidextrous, but only with my right hand.

I live in a town of social rest.

On politics:  I used to shake my fist, now I just shake my head.

What can you possibly say after starting with "Needless to say,"  or "It goes without saying,"?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?  [Comedian, Gallagher]

The compilation/book Who's Who is quite famous.  Shouldn't it be Who's Whom?

The famous Star Trek introduction "To boldly go" is a split infinitive.  It should be "To go boldly."